Homes for Sale/Montgomery County/Conroe/Artavia
Active MLS #44100848 · 6 days on market

18618 Funny Faces Court

Conroe, TX 77302
Subdivision  ·  Artavia
List Price
$759,990
$192/SF · 13.3% above neighborhood median
Beds
5
Baths
5
Sq Ft
3,967
Built
2026
Lot
9,100 sf
Garage
3-car
County
Montgomery

Schools

§ 03
District
Elementary SAN JACINTO EL C
Middle MOORHEAD J H D
High CANEY CREEK H S CCMR 83% · Grad 98% B
TEA accountability ratings reflect 2024–25 where available. School attendance zones are subject to district redistricting — confirm directly with the district before making a school-based decision.

Overview

§ 01

Exquisite J. Patrick home in ARTAVIA’s exclusive new luxury custom section, showcasing the same stunning design as the award-winning Falcon II MODEL home. A striking brick and natural stone exterior welcomes you into an elegant interior defined by soaring ceilings, refined finishes, and exceptional craftsmanship. The dramatic circular staircase and rotunda foyer make a grand first impression, while the two-story family room features a breathtaking wall of windows. The chef’s kitchen boasts premium Café appliances, custom cabinetry, a butler’s pantry, and sophisticated selections. The luxurious primary suite offers a freestanding soaking tub and walk-through shower. A private office, formal dining room, game room, and media room provide exceptional versatility. Outdoors, enjoy a covered patio with a built-in kitchen. Complete with a full 3-car garage, dehumidifier, smart home technology, and an extraordinary collection of upgrades throughout. A truly exceptional luxury residence.

Features

§ 02

Interior

  • Double Vanity
  • High Ceilings
  • Kitchen Family Room Combo
  • Bath In Primary Bedroom
  • Main Level Primary
  • Quartz Counters
  • Soaking Tub
  • Separate Shower
  • Tub Shower
  • Wired For Sound
  • Ceiling Fans
  • Programmable Thermostat
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric Oven
  • Gas Cooktop
  • Disposal
  • Microwave
  • Energy Star Qualified Appliances

Exterior & lot

  • Covered Patio
  • Fully Fenced
  • Fence
  • Sprinkler Irrigation
  • Porch
  • Patio
  • Private Yard
  • Subdivision
  • Back Yard
  • Covered
  • Deck
  • Roof: Composition
  • Foundation: Slab
  • Attached
  • Garage

Community

  • Prewired
  • Smoke Detectors
  • Style: Traditional

Property Details

§ 03 · Full MLS record

Property

Property Type Residential
Property Sub Type Detached
Architectural Style Traditional
Year Built 2026
Year Built Source Builder
New Construction Yes
Property Condition New Construction
Builder Name J. Patrick Homes

Building

Stories 2
Levels Two
Living Area 3,967 sq ft
Living Area Source Builder
Building Area Total 3,967 sq ft
Foundation Slab
Construction Brick, Stone
Roof Composition

Rooms & Baths

Bedrooms 5
Bathrooms (total) 5
Bathrooms Full 4
Bathrooms Half 1
Rooms Total 10
Fireplaces 1
Fireplace Features Electric

Interior

Interior Features Double Vanity, High Ceilings, Kitchen Family Room Combo, Bath In Primary Bedroom, Main Level Primary, Quartz Counters, Soaking Tub, Separate Shower, Tub Shower, Wired For Sound, Ceiling Fans, Programmable Thermostat
Flooring Carpet, Tile
Appliances Dishwasher, Electric Oven, Gas Cooktop, Disposal, Microwave, Energy Star Qualified Appliances
Laundry Washer Hookup, Electric Dryer Hookup, Gas Dryer Hookup
Windows Low Emissivity Windows
Security Prewired, Smoke Detectors

Exterior

Exterior Features Covered Patio, Fully Fenced, Fence, Sprinkler Irrigation, Porch, Patio, Private Yard
Patio / Porch Covered, Deck, Patio, Porch
Fencing Back Yard
Pool Private No

Parking & Garage

Garage Spaces 3
Attached Garage Yes
Parking Features Attached, Garage

Lot

Lot Size (sq ft) 9,100
Lot Size Source Survey
Lot Features Subdivision

Location

County Montgomery
MLS Area Major 19
MLS Area Minor Spring Northeast
Subdivision Artavia
Road Surface Concrete
Postal Code 77302

Utilities

Heating Central, Gas, Zoned
Cooling Central Air, Electric, Zoned
Water Source Public
Sewer Public Sewer
Energy Efficient Radiant Attic Barrier, Appliances, Hvac, Insulation, Other, Thermostat, Windows

HOA / Association

HOA Yes
HOA Fee $1,395
HOA Fee Frequency Annually
HOA Name CIA Services

Taxes, Terms & Disclosures

Tax Year 2024
Parcel # NA
Legal Description Lot 20 / Block 1 / Section 32
Listing Terms Cash, Conventional, FHA, Va Loan
Lease Considered No
Disclosures None

Room Layout

§ 04 · 10 rooms · MLS-supplied

Main level · 5

Primary Bedroom 14x17
Office 11x13
Family Room 17x18
Dining Room 11x15
Breakfast Room Nook 10x10

Second level · 5

Bedroom 11x13
Bedroom 15x12
Bedroom 11x15
Bedroom 12x13
Game Room 18x14

MUD Disclosure (§49.452)

§ 03 · Data moat
● §49.452 Notice on file
1.3500
TOTAL TAX RATE · PER $100 ASSESSED · 2026
JurisdictionMontgomery County MUD 111 CountyMontgomery TCEQ District ID5853755 Bonded indebtedness Current year rate FetchedApr 27, 2026
● Verdict unknown
● What this tells you

The §49.452 notice is the only public document that lists a MUD's exact tax rate, outstanding bond debt, and the assessed value used to compute your taxes — direct from the district, not the MLS. If the district is newer or has more bonds outstanding than its neighbors, your effective tax rate will be higher here than just across the street.

Listing's rolled-up MUD rate 1.3500 Resolved MUD jurisdiction Montgomery County MUD 111 Match confidence

Taxes & Cost of Ownership

§ 04
● Estimated monthly payment
$6,419
30-YR FIXED · ADJUST ASSUMPTIONS BELOW
%
%
Principal & interest$4,563 Property tax$1,856 Homeowners insuranceTBD
Subtotal (P&I + Tax) $6,419
Yearly HOA fee $1,395

Illustrative only, not a quote. P&I assumes the values entered above. Insurance and HOA dues vary — consult licensed lender and insurance agent for accurate quote.

● Effective tax rate · 3-year history
2.9299%
ALL 6 TAXING DISTRICTS · 2025 BILL
202320242025
MUD
1.35%
→ stable
School
0.95%
→ stable
City
→ stable
County
0.38%
→ stable
Other districts
0.25%
→ stable

HOA & Community

§ 05
● HOA details
$1,395
ANNUALLY
Association nameCIA Services Management co. Website Phone Cert on filemls-trestle
● Community amenities
place_of_worship
College Park Church of Christ · 0.8mi
College Park Church of Christ · 1.0mi
Living Way United Methodist Church · 2.0mi
gas_station
Swingby · 2.2mi
restaurant
Charleys Philly Steaks · 2.3mi
Charleys Philly Steaks · 2.6mi
Turbo Joe's · 2.3mi
grocery
Swingby · 2.3mi
Swingby · 2.7mi
· 3.1mi
park
· 2.4mi
· 2.6mi
· 2.4mi
post_office
GRANGERLAND SHIP N MAIL · 3.1mi
GRANGERLAND SHIP N MAIL · 3.4mi
Summer Hills Post office boxes · 7.7mi

Broadband & Connectivity

§ 06 · Rolled up from MLS
● Max advertised speed at this address
8,000 Mbps
Fiber available · cable ok
Fiber to the Premises
Ezee Fiber
8,000 / 8,000 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Fiber to the Premises
Tachus Fiber Internet
5,000 / 5,000 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Fiber to the Premises
Fidium Fiber
2,000 / 2,000 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Fiber to the Premises
Xfinity
2,000 / 1,000 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Coaxial Cable
Xfinity
2,000 / 250 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Coaxial Cable
Spectrum
1,000 / 35 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Fiber to the Premises
Centric Fiber
1,000 / 1,000 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
Coaxial Cable
Optimum
940 / 35 Mbps
● LOW LATENCY
+ 7 additional provider(s)

Environmental Risk

§ 08
X
FEMA Zone
Zone X · Minimal risk
Outside 100-year and 500-year floodplains. No flood insurance required by lender.
PANEL 48339C SFHA NO SOURCE 48339C_STUDY1
🌡 Heat days >95°F
57 days/yr above 95°F
Plus 12 days above 100°F. NOAA station records, 2016-2025 average.
💨 30-day air quality
AQI 51 · Moderate
Average daily AQI for the 30 days ending 2026-02-28. EPA AQS county monitors. Higher = worse.
🌵 Drought (current)
No drought (D1 or worse)
US Drought Monitor county reading, week of 2026-09-15.
Sources: FEMA NFHL · NOAA GHCN-Daily · EPA AQS · US Drought Monitor. Climate rollup last computed Sep 23, 2026.

Recent Comparable Sales

§ 09
8 comparable sales nearby · sold median $169/SFAddress-level sold detail is available to registered users. Reach out to Allen for the full comparable-sales report.

Subdivision & Master Plan

§ 10
● Master plan
Artavia
TIER: SUBDIVISION
Subdivision name (MLS)Artavia City · ZIPConroe · 77302 CountyMontgomery Listings in subdivision2,268 Active now148 Sold (last 12 mo)227 Curated amenities60
● Year-built distribution
2015s 3 2020s 45 2025s 99

Fire Protection

§ 11
Nearest station
Bennette Volunteer Fire Department Station 72
Distance
1.0 mi
Straight-line from listing
ISO rating
Future data point
Avg. response
From incident log (future)

Neighborhood Demographics

§ 12 · Census tract 48339692201 · ACS 2023
Median HH income
$73,929
ACS 2023
Median home value
$175,700
Census self-report
Owner-occupied
70%
1,586 housing units
Bachelor's+
7%
Adults 25+
Median age
34.1
Population 4,831
Work from home
12%
of commuters
Commute 45min+
6%
of commuters
Below poverty
26.0%
tract-level

Amenities & Nearby Places

§ 13

Active listing — amenities should populate from the go-live pipeline. Click to fetch now if missing.

Location & Neighborhood

§ 13
● This Home
18618 Funny Faces Court, Conroe, TX 77302
Montgomery County · 30.20°N, 95.33°W
place_of_worship
College Park Church of Christ
0.8 mi · 2 within 2 mi
Interactive map coming in v0.2 — currently showing schematic placement.
● Listing History
Sep 17, 2026 Listed $759,990 Jared Turner
Dec 31, 2025 Built
Status change events from HAR MLS (future: full audit trail)
● Disclosures & Attribution
Listed by Jared Turner · J. Patrick Homes
Data provided by Houston Realtors Information Service (HAR MLS). Information deemed reliable but not guaranteed. All measurements, square footage, and school assignments should be independently verified. HAR MLS content last updated Sep 18, 2026.
MLS# 44100848 · LIST DATE: Sep 17, 2026 · PARCEL: NA
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